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“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” - Robert Brault “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” - Laurie Colwin

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson But best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes “Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” – Cookie Monster “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn Pick your favorite short funny friendship quotes now! Check out our list of Funny Friendship Quotes, Short Friendship Quotes, True Friend Quotes and Best Friend Quotes. These funny short quotes about friends will make you smile. “A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James Short Funny Friendship Quotes “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde “Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.” – J.R. It burns a lot of calories.” – Jessica Simpson “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle “I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” – Steven Wright “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth “I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.” – BIll Murray “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin “If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.” – Larry David “Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.” – Gilbert Gottfried “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers “I am only human, although I regret it.” – Mark Twain “What’s another word for Thesaurus?” – Steven Wright “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb “I don’t believe in astrology I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” – Arthur C. “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” – Don Marquis Here are a few of our favorite funny short quotes.

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